A member of the German aristocracy is marrying a commoner. If you’re living in the UK that means you get a day off work. If you’re British and not living in the UK it means that you feel bitter resentment towards everyone back home for getting a day off (you should pull a sicky – that’s what the author of this blog is doing). So for all those legitimately and illegitimately looking for something to do on Friday rather than sitting at home and making cynical comments, here’s a list of 5 things to do with your time on Friday April 29:
1. Smell flowers in Holland
2. Cover yourself in green leaves and go morris dancing
3. Throw yourself off a tower
4. Watch turtles
5. Pretend to be a pirate
